I know I am not the first person to question this but SERIOUSLY WHY DO ALL FEMALE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES HAVE TO BE SEXY?
I guess costume companies have run out of obvious things to make sexy because now the are making Sexy Watermelon costumes. I just don’t get it. There are tons of male costumes some sexy and some are not but for women it’s always, “I’m dressing as something but not just something… I’m a sexy something!”
I have a friend who loves to dress sexy on Halloween and says it’s the one day where she lets people see her goodies. I can see the fun in this but can we all agree that somethings just need to be left alone. Not everything needs to be sexy. For example, watermelons. I love watermelons and they are my favorite summer snack but they are not sexual at all. So please don’t make a ridiculous Halloween costume out of them.The bite mark on the costume is the worst part. No one leaves a half eaten watermelon around. Unless it’s a gross rotten piece of watermelon. And that’s the opposite of sexy. And why is her skin showing in the bite mark? When you bite into a watermelon there isn’t a brown fake tan part! I know, I know…. I am taking this too literally and I just need to accept that people are running out of things to dress sexy as on Halloween. So, I think someone should make a sexy pregnancy test Halloween Costume. Then all the sexy Watermelons, Grapes, and Brocollis will remember to use protection because the last thing we need is a rise in unplanned fruit and vegetable pregnancies.
And That’s been this Week’s Shannonigans!