THIS WEEK’S SHANNONIGANS: SEXY HALLOWEEN

I know I am not the first person to question this but SERIOUSLY WHY DO ALL FEMALE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES HAVE TO BE SEXY?


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I guess costume companies have run out of obvious things to make sexy because now the are making Sexy Watermelon costumes. I just don’t get it. There are tons of male costumes some sexy and some are not but for women it’s always, “I’m dressing as something but not just something… I’m a sexy something!”

I have a friend who loves to dress sexy on Halloween and says it’s the one day where she lets people see her goodies. I can see the fun in this but can we all agree that somethings just need to be left alone. Not everything needs to be sexy. For example, watermelons. I love watermelons and they are my favorite summer snack but they are not sexual at all. So please don’t make a ridiculous Halloween costume out of them.

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The bite mark on the costume is the worst part. No one leaves a half eaten watermelon around. Unless it’s a gross rotten piece of watermelon. And that’s the opposite of sexy. And why is her skin showing in the bite mark? When you bite into a watermelon there isn’t a brown fake tan part! I know, I know…. I am taking this too literally and I just need to accept that people are running out of things to dress sexy as on Halloween.

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So, I think someone should make a sexy pregnancy test Halloween Costume. Then all the sexy Watermelons, Grapes, and Brocollis will remember to use protection because the last thing we need is a rise in unplanned fruit and vegetable pregnancies.

And That’s been this Week’s Shannonigans!

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8 Responses to “THIS WEEK’S SHANNONIGANS: SEXY HALLOWEEN”

  1. Angelia October 26, 2012 at 4:32 PM #

    A friend and I were just having this conversation at work but over superhero costumes. I told him I could totally rock batman or superman and he told me I couldn’t because I was female. So I held a batman and a batgirl up and said the only difference between these two costumes is this is a skirt that lands half way below the butt. I can rock the pants suit!!! He looked them over and agreed!!

    • Shannon October 26, 2012 at 4:41 PM #

      I think you could totally rock it as well!!!

  2. Ambit is Smart Energy October 26, 2012 at 4:46 PM #

    I have always dressed spicy but I do agree that women’s costumes do go a bit far. As a mama of two, I do not necessarily want to show the goodies (as you called them). Unfortunately, therereally is no other option to dressing sexy during Halloween as an adult female unless you want to cover yourself entirely in a chubacca (spelling) costume. Grrrrr

    • Shannon October 26, 2012 at 4:53 PM #

      That’s why I create my own costume! They aren’t the best but they aren’t sexy or chewbacca

  3. star October 26, 2012 at 4:57 PM #

    Hahahhaaha… To funny! Agreed though!
    Last year my sons elementary principal dressed as a flapper!
    Fishnests, stilettos and short dress!
    OMG!
    I laughed so hard…
    So not appropriate for a principal during school hours!

    • Shannon October 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM #

      OMG my principal always dressed as a normal dinosaur. One of the reasons I thought she was so cool!

  4. melissa October 26, 2012 at 5:32 PM #

    I hate that too! Sometimes you just want to be a witch. Not a sexy, boobie showing temptress witch but the kind that creeps people out.

    • Shannon October 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM #

      I know! I want to be scary on halloween!

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